ICatch Myself

I catch myself daydreaming

A LOT
I used to think it was some sort of disorder
You know one of those WebMD disorders
The ones that you Google
In a matter of seconds you become a ticking time bomb
You become a ball of cancer
you have a tumor
The small freckle on your face becomes skin cancer
The cough you’ve had for 2 days becomes lupus
The anxiety becomes a brain tumor
WebMD
WebMD grows a technologically dependent
Group of people who believe they have everything in the book
A common cold is surely nothing short of
PNEUMONIA
A sprained ankle is definitely
BROKEN
The anxiety begins
Your mind instantly plays worst case scenario
Palms sweat
Your mind races
You can’t concentrate from the fear
So you look up another disorder
This time you have an autoimmune disorder on top of
SKIN CANCER
BRAIN TUMOR
PNEUMONIA
And
BROKEN ANKLE
A doctor visit causes you to take a day off of work and
The verdict is
HYPOCHONDRIAC


(just kidding)